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drowningheta:

gallifreyburning:

giraffepoliceforce:

I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

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Canada’s time to shine has come

(via ruinedchildhood)

faehui:

you-better-have-a-burn-heal:

faehui:

avocadnope:

who did it
who allowed fifty shades of grey to become a movie
who

My main question is who decided not to cast Danny DeVito to play Christian Grey, the lead male role?

Starring Danny DeVito and Betty White

You can’t subject Betty White to that.

(via what-the-hells-your-name)

knewdrew:

SAAAAAAAAAAAANIIIIKKKKK

(via shreks-buttplug)

ugly:

do u ever just lay in bed at night and wonder why no one wants to kiss u

(Source: ugly, via shreks-buttplug)

ishallbreakthestereotype:

erika-and-a-flag:

Things society wants me to do:
•get good grades
•graduate high school
•go to a nice college
•get married
•have kids

Things I want to do:
•make it through the day
•march
•love someone

FUCKING YES

(via awkwardbando)

batmanisagatewaydrug:

thumbtackjuicyfruitspork:

You know when a fast angry song comes on that you know every word to and you’re in just the right mood that your eyes light up with the fire and angst of a thousand punk rockers and you just feel so alive

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(via symphonyofaloser)

NICKI MINAJ IS NOT TAKING SHIT

that one song that starts playing and you recognize it immediately and you just

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(Source: bombermens, via what-the-hells-your-name)

bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

(via princess420faggot)

waitingwanderlust:

mare-moment:

Are we going to talk about this

What

(via awkwardbando)

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