where’s the gif of the chef with the really big frying pan
Notes from Management [ardentleprechaun]
how is he not fired
I want to be Shane’s friend.
I aspire to be Shane
How else would you stay happy working at Walmart
I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD
EVERYONE NEEDS toWatCH THIS IM cRYIGN
FUCKING LOSE IT AT THE OLD LADY
ahahaha. i bought one of these at the state fair
Just a bunch of
Silly, useless, crap.
You’re so right.
Put a letter from A-Z in my ask and I’ll tell you 1 thing I love which starts with that letter.
THIS IS CUTE PLEASE
|Me:||I've only had this piece since Tuesday, I don't suck.|
|Me:||I suck. Maybe I wouldn't suck if I didn't miss that day of practice back in 2007.|
|Me:||*nails passage* WATCH OUT HOROWITZ|
|Me:||I could play this two days ago. Why can't I play it now?|
|Me:||Maybe I should take off my ring.|
|Me:||I CAN PLAY AGAIN!|
|Me:||*messes up* Nope it's just me I'm bound to be a failed musician I will never have enough money for an apartment of my own let alone a family.|
|Me:||*succeeds at passage* I can do this!|
|Me:||*messes up* No I can't...|