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nosdrinker:

android1994:

nosdrinker:

where’s the gif of the chef with the really big frying pan

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bless you

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stoar-punk:

trashpunx:

shit-in-yer-cereal:

tastefullyoffensive:

Notes from Management [ardentleprechaun]

how is he not fired

I want to be Shane’s friend.

I aspire to be Shane

How else would you stay happy working at Walmart

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wittywallflower:

shards-of-divinity:

post-hardwhore:

nirvanic-s:

IT’S BACK

I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

EVERYONE NEEDS toWatCH THIS IM cRYIGN

FUCKING LOSE IT AT THE OLD LADY

ahahaha. i bought one of these at the state fair

(Source: videohall, via what-the-hells-your-name)

shutupandsmile73:

Yes, fiction

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Is

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Just a bunch of 

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Silly, useless, crap. 

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You’re so right.

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night-people:

xharries:

Put a letter from A-Z in my ask and I’ll tell you 1 thing I love which starts with that letter.

THIS IS CUTE PLEASE

(Source: tru2002, via symphonyofaloser)

In the practice room

Me:I suck.
Me:I've only had this piece since Tuesday, I don't suck.
Me:I suck. Maybe I wouldn't suck if I didn't miss that day of practice back in 2007.
Me:*nails passage* WATCH OUT HOROWITZ
Me:I could play this two days ago. Why can't I play it now?
Me:Maybe I should take off my ring.
Me:I CAN PLAY AGAIN!
Me:*messes up* Nope it's just me I'm bound to be a failed musician I will never have enough money for an apartment of my own let alone a family.
Me:*cries*
Me:*meditates*
Me:*succeeds at passage* I can do this!
Me:*messes up* No I can't...
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