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I'm Sasquatch. You can call me Sas, Squatch, Sassy, Sassafras, or any other variation of the name you can think of. I play alto saxophone, and I can kind of sing. Lady Gaga is my inspiration and I like her ass Emotional wreck. Big hair

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miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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(via confused-clearly)

asensitivekid:

tallulahblues:

I literally crave affection. It’s not about sex. I crave somebody to cuddle with me, and to lay their head on my lap. I crave kisses, holding hands and running my thumb across theirs. Just looking at someone and thinking “how did I get this lucky”.

YES

(via rzbg)

humansofcolor:

h0odrich:

please don’t do meth/heroin/crack/pcp or any of that wild shit please just smoke bud and relax none of the other shit is worth it

Bud won’t mess your face and skin/body up either. Don’t purposely age yourself 30 years, or let worse happen.

(via rzbg)

IMC RYING OVER THESE SPONGEBOB NOODLES

germanlanguagerocks:

conjectural-technologies:

golgathor:

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BECAUSE LIKE

IT’S IN FRENCH TOO SO ALL THEIR NAMES ARE IN FRENCH ON THE SIDE LIKE WE GO MISTER CRABS AND PATRICK

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OKAY THIS MAKES SENSE EVERYTHING IS GOOD HERE THEN THERE IS SANDY AND GARY

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THIS IS FINE AND THEN THERE IS SPONGEBOB

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ALL GOOD SO WHERE IS THE PROBLEM?

SQUIDWARD.

I MEAN I JUST

YOU THINK OKAY ITS GONNA HAVE SQUID IN IT RIGHT?

NO INSTEAD YOU JUST GET

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CARLO

C A R L O

In German, he’s called Thaddäus Tentakel

(via rzbg)

mutuals this is actually really fun go

jealousgf:

Send me a ”hey” and i’ll do this:

1. First impression:
2. Truth is: 
3. How old do you look: 
4. Have you ever made me laugh:
5. Have you ever made me mad: 
6. Best feature:
7. Have I ever had a crush on you:
8. You’re my:
9. Name in my phone:
10. Should you post this too?

(Source: jealousgf, via tchaikovskysgirlfriend)

keasbeydays:

So I saw some post a while ago about Paul, and I emailed the creators and they told me the whole back-story.

I’m so happy right now, this totally made my day.

(via moonburntkiss)

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