I'm Sasquatch. You can call me Sas, Squatch, Sassy, Sassafras, or any other variation of the name you can think of. I play alto saxophone, and I can kind of sing. Lady Gaga is my inspiration and I like her ass Emotional wreck. Big hair
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
I literally crave affection. It’s not about sex. I crave somebody to cuddle with me, and to lay their head on my lap. I crave kisses, holding hands and running my thumb across theirs. Just looking at someone and thinking “how did I get this lucky”.
please don’t do meth/heroin/crack/pcp or any of that wild shit please just smoke bud and relax none of the other shit is worth it
Bud won’t mess your face and skin/body up either. Don’t purposely age yourself 30 years, or let worse happen.
IT’S IN FRENCH TOO SO ALL THEIR NAMES ARE IN FRENCH ON THE SIDE LIKE WE GO MISTER CRABS AND PATRICK
OKAY THIS MAKES SENSE EVERYTHING IS GOOD HERE THEN THERE IS SANDY AND GARY
THIS IS FINE AND THEN THERE IS SPONGEBOB
ALL GOOD SO WHERE IS THE PROBLEM?
I MEAN I JUST
YOU THINK OKAY ITS GONNA HAVE SQUID IN IT RIGHT?
NO INSTEAD YOU JUST GET
C A R L O
In German, he’s called Thaddäus Tentakel
Send me a ”hey” and i’ll do this:
1. First impression:
2. Truth is:
3. How old do you look:
4. Have you ever made me laugh:
5. Have you ever made me mad:
6. Best feature:
7. Have I ever had a crush on you:
8. You’re my:
9. Name in my phone:
10. Should you post this too?
So I saw some post a while ago about Paul, and I emailed the creators and they told me the whole back-story.
I’m so happy right now, this totally made my day.